Yesterday marked two occasions in the world, one you might not be aware of (and this is a tragedy) and the other you almost certainly won’t be aware of (which makes total sense). First, most importantly, it was Indigenous People’s Day, the true holiday because Columbus was a murderous piece of garbage that never even stepped foot on this land we call the United States, and second, it was Lady G and I’s SIXTH wedding anniversary! Wild, time flies, all that stuff. Strange to be more in love now than when we began things. I think we’re doing it right?
At any rate, today we’re going to mark the First event, not the second, and we’re going to honor the Indigenous People who truly made this America great, long before things got so triumphantly screwed up.
Let’s do this…
