You’re wise, we know it, you’re wise, it’s time to show it. Wow that rhyme was atrocious. At any rate, one of my favorite columns in Esquire magazine is the “What I’ve Learned” column. They have a person offer up what they’ve learned in their life in a list of single sentences.

Impart your wisdom unto us this day, in 3 short sentences. I want 3 thi…